Monthly Archives: December 2015

I received my Ph.D. yesterday.

I have just one question left: “Dude, where’s my cab?”

The university absorbed the left.

Today’s university feels no need to “buy off” radical intellectuals, who in professing the discourse of the university have no purchase whatsoever.

Your enemy rots in a prison.

If you are anything like me, this fantasy elicits compassion to the same degree it satisfies an urge to inflict suffering.