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The guys who say a lot of “ifs” always want a way out.

The same place you learned—the internet.

How sad I would be if it never got around to slapping you in the face.

I act above it all because you attempt to put me below you all.

I’d be more impressed with that cocky smile of yours if you were less handsome. I’d be less impressed with you if your smile were more welcoming.

These film critics write as if their job were to refine and expand their audiences’ list of “likes” and “dislikes.”